Seeking a Tall Handsome Pool Organizer to steal money from friends annually during March Madness Tournament. Pool Organizer must be tall, and especially handsome, and able to recall his more self-assured days to operate a website that encourages people with stinky picks to send him $2. Applicants with past experience eating barbecue potato chips from Staunton, Va. are strongly encouraged to apply. A background in cooking hot pot ramen is also desired. Send applications to: George Prothonotary.
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