Sources in the financial industry confirm that Elon Musk, after failing to acquire Reddit this past week after offering twice its value, has made an all-Venmo offer to Pool Organizers to acquire the social media giant Garwomen.com. Musk's offer is for twice the current value of Garwomen.com. Pool Organizers put the value of Garwomen.com at priceless. Pool participants vary widely in their assessed value of the site, with some agreeing the site is priceless and others claiming the site has done nothing but steal their money for years. Musk, desperate to close a deal for the media giant, has caved to Pool Organizers and offered 2 x Priceless. The parties are now struggling to process the paperwork for the deal using the cutting edge Garwomen website suite of tools, Garwobat, GarWord, and GarUSign.
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